overheard in the house

Mary to Gabe: "Lets have eight more, just like you."

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Cole: "How can you expect me to listen when I keep talking?"

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Cora: "My heart isn't beating. Here, feel my chest."

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Cole to Cora: "Can you just not be yourself for five minutes?"

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Me: "I have a nice convent picked out for her."

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Mary: "Why am I so tired?"

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Cora: "Please hang onto this rock for me."

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Me to Mary: "I really want to try making macarons, except you banned me from making sweets."

Mary to me: "Consider yourself un-banned."