Monday, July 21, 2008

Nasal Napalm

We have been conducting a little research in our house and I think we have found a new weapon of mass destruction.

I just changed my daughter's diaper. I think the government would like to have a chat with me if they had any idea what my daughter unleashed on our house. They don't need to enrich uranium any more. They don't need to sink money into chemical weapons. They just need to recruit toddlers with a high diet of pineapple and offer free diaper pick-up.

No comments: